I swear, I'm normal, and men send this shit to me.

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6 months ago    |   Tags: Apostrophe Messages Your Gorgeous  
In that case, I’M moving (and bringing all the apostrophes I can with me).

In that case, I’M moving (and bringing all the apostrophes I can with me).

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6 months ago    |   Tags: Hot Messages Nice Try  
Yes, yes I am. (BTW, I am not interested.)

Yes, yes I am. (BTW, I am not interested.)

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6 months ago    |   Tags: Messages Stripper Fishing  
He’s a catch, this one, I can tell. He likes stripper fishing.

He’s a catch, this one, I can tell. He likes stripper fishing.

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6 months ago    |   Tags: Fun Messages Misspelling  
Why, yes, I am indeed fun.

Why, yes, I am indeed fun.

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6 months ago    |   Tags: Cleavage Messages WTF?!? Worthwhile  
Oh, stop….you doth speaketh too much….

Oh, stop….you doth speaketh too much….

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6 months ago    |   Tags: Threesome Messages WTF?!?  
Yes, seriously.

Yes, seriously.

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6 months ago    |   Tags: Goals Messages Wife  
Dave’s got some goals, apparently.

Dave’s got some goals, apparently.

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6 months ago    |   Tags: Messages WTF?!? Dominant Woman  
I shouldn’t have to mention that his profile included a clean cut picture of a guy who wrote of his Catholic upbringing.

I shouldn’t have to mention that his profile included a clean cut picture of a guy who wrote of his Catholic upbringing.

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6 months ago    |   Tags: Harley Messages  
I need a Harley filter.

I need a Harley filter.

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6 months ago    |   Tags: Cowboy Messages WTF?!?  
This guy thinks he’s a cowboy and unfortunately he was nowhere near an attractive one.

This guy thinks he’s a cowboy and unfortunately he was nowhere near an attractive one.

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