I swear, I'm normal, and men send this shit to me.

In that case, I’M moving (and bringing all the apostrophes I can with me).

In that case, I’M moving (and bringing all the apostrophes I can with me).

Yes, yes I am. (BTW, I am not interested.)

Yes, yes I am. (BTW, I am not interested.)

He’s a catch, this one, I can tell. He likes stripper fishing.

He’s a catch, this one, I can tell. He likes stripper fishing.

Why, yes, I am indeed fun.

Why, yes, I am indeed fun.

Oh, stop….you doth speaketh too much….

Oh, stop….you doth speaketh too much….

Yes, seriously.

Yes, seriously.

Dave’s got some goals, apparently.

Dave’s got some goals, apparently.

I shouldn’t have to mention that his profile included a clean cut picture of a guy who wrote of his Catholic upbringing.

I shouldn’t have to mention that his profile included a clean cut picture of a guy who wrote of his Catholic upbringing.

I need a Harley filter.

I need a Harley filter.

This guy thinks he’s a cowboy and unfortunately he was nowhere near an attractive one.

This guy thinks he’s a cowboy and unfortunately he was nowhere near an attractive one.

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